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Jock Stewart’s 2015 Book Buying Guide

booksclipartGot cash, buy books for gifts. Here are a few ideas:

  1. I’m Bidding One No Trump, by Jock Stewart, a guide to the Republican debates.
  2. Impurity, by Franz Jonathan, a shocking story about youths going out of their way to disturb their parents purportedly written by Jonathan Franzen’s alter ego.
  3. Sow’s Ear, by anonymous, said to be the first draft of Silkworm by Robert Galbraith.
  4. Go Kill a Watchman, by Lee Harper, the unauthorized prequel to Go Set a Watchman discovered by a literary agent looking for another quick buck.
  5. I’m Not as Old as I Look, by Bill Smith, a slapdash biography of Bernie Sanders.
  6. Benghazi Banana-fana fo-Fazi, by Moniue Ellis, a proctologist’s view of GOP’s anal fascination with Benghazi.
  7. Christ Hates Starbucks Cups, by Einstein Alberts, a longitudinal study of the nutcases who have protested against Christmas at Starbucks.
  8. Ten Thousand Shades of Orange, by E. L. Jones, tell-all stories of questionable people going nuts in a Florida orange grove.
  9. Guess Who Stories, by Rudyard Kipling, folktales about the real power behind the Presidency written via a Ouija board and a felt-tip marker.
  10. Loser’s Weepers, by Feast of Stephen Marks, a guide to questionable medical care by those Obamacare left out.

–Jock Stewart

JockWho2Jock Stewart is the author of other questionable material.

 

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