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McDonalds vs. ‘The Seeker’ – What you get for $4.99

There are multiple ways to compare products in terms of values and wholesomeness. In comparing the e-book edition of my novel The Seeker with the Quarter Pounder with Cheese Combo, I will admit to some biases. But here are the basics according to experts (me) at the Garden of Heaven Testing Facility:

burgerQuarter Pounder with Cheese Combo

  • Sex: no
  • Magic: unlikely
  • Calories: 890
  • Salt: 1,260 mg. (RDA is 2,300 mg and 1,500 mg on low salt diets)
  • Excitement: variable and short term
  • Recycling: not recommended
  • GMOs: yes
  • Educational value: slim to none
  • Price: $4.99 (plus the cost of gasoline and your time to go to nearest McDonalds)
  • Value: satisfies hunger cravings for a few hours

Seeker“The Seeker”

  • Sex: yes
  • Magic: yes
  • Calories: 0
  • Salt: 0
  • Excitement: high and long term
  • Recycling: you can re-read The Seeker multiple times
  • GMOs: hell no
  • Educational value: you will learn about mountains, swamps, magic, trains, panthers, Florida, Chicago and Montana
  • Price: $4.99 (delivered to your computer or e-reader)
  • Value: Many hours of enjoyment with potentially infinite memories

Analysis: The Seeker delivers long-term value without the risks of GMOs, sodium and calories while providing memorable characters in thrilling mix of love, magic and destiny.

Malcolm

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2 thoughts on “McDonalds vs. ‘The Seeker’ – What you get for $4.99

  1. Smoky Zeidel on said:

    OMG*dess, I’ve got tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing! This is wonderful!

  2. Why thank you, Smoky.

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